Omg I literally screamed with laughter and the boyfriend was like “what?? Nothing is ever THAT funny” and I showed him and he lost it too


(JEAN-RALPHIO enters.) TOMMY T! You just missed the CRAZIEST of crazies. Clubs. Girls. Dancing. Naked—-MOM?!?! Argument. Fleeing the scene. Hiding in a dumpster. Coming here. Crashing on your couch for a week ‘cause [sings] technically I’m homeless.

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"Wanna know the fucking truth? Nobody is fucking happy. Nobody has skin made from oil paint and sunlight. Nobody fucking understands this world. Fuck, nobody probably understands math as much as they claim. You’re here one day and the next you’re not. God? Religion? I’ve learned a lot more about the world by eating acid and swallowing pills. Tell me what your church has done for you? Tell me if you have holes in your mouth from speaking lies? Wanna know the fucking truth? Pity is just another word for pathetic. Drink beer and watch the sunrise from every rooftop. Take photographs naked. Take photographs kissing. Take photographs having sex. Stop making everything about sexuality. Wanna know the fucking truth? Nobody really gives a damn if you lost your virginity at fourteen or if you were the president in high school. Wanna know the fucking truth? There is no such thing as the right person. People leave. They change like ocean currents, they leave you with bruises in your calves. And you wanna know the fucking truth? You get better. You learn to love. You find God in between the cracks of a wall when you’re puking your limbs out. You wanna know the fucking truth? Go find it."

- (via no-oneeverdoes)

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all fandoms have that one fucking overused quote that is on 99.9% of the  edits 


i dont know if youre agreeing or adding in harry potter

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favorite unpopular characters meme:
a character you love who gets hate for opposing a fandom favorite
Raoul de Chagny (The Phantom of the Opera)

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"While it may appear as if Toph’s experience has made her especially cynical in her old age, it’s very possible that Toph is exaggerating in order to break Korra’s perception of herself. Korra connects her personal trauma with her role as the Avatar, and she’s convinced herself that she’s only going to get hurt if she tries to be the savior of the world again. Toph is there to humble Korra and show her that she’s a part of something bigger, and it’s no coincidence that Toph is connected to the entire world through the roots of the swamp. Korra needs to get out of her head and find that connection to the rest of the world, because then she won’t be fighting this battle on her own. (Korra also needs to get rid of the metal poison that remains in her body, but she can only do that once she finds mental calm.)"

- Oliver Sava, AV Club review of “The Coronation” (via ohmykorra)

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Was there ever a father who loved his daughter more than Ned loved Arya???

  • he was the only one to tell her she was pretty (him and Jon Snow sometimes)
  • he let her keep her sword ~in defiance of convention~
  • he took it one step further, gifted her waterdancing lessons…

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Stiles and Lydia + disobeying each other’s parents

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the day i don’t reblog this is the day i am deceased

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This is like so simple but so cool…

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